I may not own a cowboy hat or boots...

But I sure do have a great handlebar mustache.
In other news, I would like to thank Google for sticking it to the man.
If you wonder what I did this Christmas, check out this quicktime movie. It's big, so dial-up, don't even bother.
That's certainly a fine looking mustachio. Might I trouble you for plug o' tobacky.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Someone has the internet and will be plugging in their xbox soon.
you look like a trucker. i like it. If only you could have a mullet to match.
ReplyDeleteYou make a mother proud... I forgot to give you Grandpa's western hat when you were here. It would complete your new look. Mom
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